"MEMORIES OF CANDY"
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A Night Out With Candy
      Sitting with my Scout Dog Candy, we were talking about where we were going to take the next five man Marine Recon Team that night. Candy had a way of looking at you and telling you what it was she wanted you to pack for her in your bag of tricks. You know...one look, head cocked to one side, would mean don't forget my water and food. Another look would mean don't forget to get us first class seating. I hate riding with the, "Can I pet the dog people," you know I'll bite if you take this muzzle off. All right Candy I hear ya loud and clear.

      The time came when we received our orders and it was time for us to load up on the chopper. The attack muzzle on Candy we board first and move up close to the front. Chopper flying high and candy just looking at the Marines looking at her. I can see in her eyes she is not going to play well with others today. We reach our destination and depart quickly. Muzzle off and Chopper away. Given a direction by the leader, Candy and I take the point. Our mission that day was to get close to the enemy note their position and send them a little something before we exit stage left. Sun was high and all was well for a few hours. Suddenly Candy sends a quick, silent, alert. Standing dead in her tracks and looking straight ahead, she indicates to me we are very close to whatever it is she is alerting. A motion to all to get down and stay that way. Candy is given the silent hand and arm signal to stay down and to stay put. In her eyes I can see she is not happy at this command but holds true to the order. My team leader wants to know what it is that has the dog upset. I tell him what ever it is, I can assure you it is very close. "Spread out and move up a little closer," is the command given by the leader. Taking my position with Candy we start moving just a bit foreword. Just then one of the men makes a sudden move to our right and a chicken starts running from the hedge row making all kinds of noise. Candy wants to take up the pursuit and have a little fun with the bird. The Recon boys were relieved that it was nothing more than a chicken. I had to explain that this Scout Dog will alert on anything in front of us.

      That night we made our way to the top of a hill that would offer the right cover and give us a good view of the valley below. Setting up in a circle and with some distance between us all, Candy gets her food. We are always alone and we like it that way. This way she won't make some guy her late night chew toy. The team leader radios in for elumination to be fired. This would give us a look see on what is below at this time. From a distance we can hear the guns fire and in a second or two we hear the pop of the device. We are covered well and the area is well lit for our view. Dark now and we are settling in for the night. Around midnight Candy sits up straight with ears and eyes looking dead into the night. Oh my god we have company coming right up the hill. I notify the team leader who wakes up everyone. Stand by to stand by. "What is it he asks"? I don't know but I can tell you that it is coming right up the hill. Candy is tied to my ruc sac or field pack that weights about forty plus pounds. Everything we own is in that pack. It is all she can do not to make a sound. Then it happened. Running at us like a freight train with no conductor, a wild boar (wild pig) runs right through our position. This really gets Candy bent out of shape. First a chicken makes fun of us and now some crazy fat pig interrupts our quiet time. That's it....That's it...I can stand no more is what Candy is saying. Gone like a mad woman Candy breaks command and with my field pack in tow she gives chase to the pig. Running loose, spilling the contents of the pack, and barking (yes barking at night something she never did) at that pig like she was on the streets of New York. The noise of the pig and the sounds of Candy barking echoed all over. I'll bet she could be heard from every point in Viet Nam. Rumor has it the men on the USS New Jersey thought they could hear a dog barking somewhere around the DMZ. (Just a joke of course) Anyway, after showing the pig who was boss, my famous Scout Dog made her way back with my pack nearly empty and a look as to say, "What I didn't see any of you pitching in for the fight." "I had to kick the ass off that pig myself." "How about some sleep now?" It was time for us to get the hell out of there and I mean real fast. We knew that the NVA were in that region and with all that just happened, we all decided to call this mission off right now. Getting our gear together, and running at top speed, our radio man was calling for taxi ASAP. We need a chopper now and a grid (our location) would be called in. We needed to get to another safe high ground and leave the area now. Not too long we could hear the choppers coming. Dropping the leash and turning Candy free with no muzzle was not a good idea. Unfortunately, it was the best idea since we now knew that we had company not too far behind. Chopper landing and guess who is the first on the "bus"? Guess who is going to fly first class no matter what anybody says? Yep, you got it. Old Candy made one jump as she knew how to do and was on the chopper. Only one thing went wrong. Her handler was not there with her at that moment. So making sure that the chopper was friendly and that we were going to have a friendly flight, she ran up bit the pilot, turned around and bit the copilot for interfering with her original bite, and then bit the gunner just in case he had anything to say about the seating arrangements. All on board, Candy now muzzled via the leash around her mouth, three of eight men bit, we take off. The pilot was shouting some ugly words about the dog but we couldn't hear with all the noise. I'm sure he didn't want to come back and ask us if she had all her shots today. You know what they say, "If you can't take a joke....well you finish it.

I love you Candy and thank you for bringing me home,

Jim Ritz, Jr.
aka known in Viet Nam as Ritzo
Sgt. USMC



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Breakfast in the Desert
      It was monsoon season in a place called Dong Ha. Dong Ha is a desert in North Viet Nam. Candy and I were up there for a month running patrols with a company of Marines that were trained APC operators. (Armor Personnel Carriers. A 40 ton vehicle capable of carrying about ten grunts. By the way, it also floats.)

Candy and I were going out in the heavy rain every day. Finally it happened. I started getting very sick on patrol and we had to make our way back to the camp at Dong Ha. There we were living in big tents. They would hold about eight to ten men. The corpsmen came in to check on me and found out that I was running a fever of about 103 to 104. Oh yeah!! Needle time for you Ritzo. I had Candy tied up right to the cot I was sleeping on. When the corpsman would come in to give me a shot, I would put the muzzle on Candy and give her the command to sit and stay. Once I got my needle I pretty much passed out. I would take the muzzle off Candy and make sure she was comfortable before I went to sleep. To this day, I have no idea how she managed to get out of her choker chain. I had to be the one to undo her while having the heavy fever and the shots. Anyway Candy gets loose and decides that baby sitting me was no fun at all. She figures its time to do some unsupervised scouting on her own. My dog smells food coming from the big food tent. The tent has about twenty men sitting at tables having pancakes or eggs. Just then, like a gun slinger coming through the doors, enters Candy the Scout Dog. Head down low, hair up high, and if you listen real close you could hear the theme song from High Plains Drifter. Not one Marine made a move. The Corpsman told them all to sit still and do not make eye contact with the dog. Candy spots the cook behind the cooking tables. She starts heading for Cookie and I'm thinking she will not poke at this Pillsbury Dough Boy. If she has her way, she'll be taking a bite out of his very large behind. Now the cook may be a cook, but he is a Marine first. Not a dumb dude, he throws a pancake on the floor. Good move Cookie. Candy starts to eat the pancake and I know she is thinking this stuff is a whole lot better than that canned stuff Ritzo feeds me. I just might go back and take a bite out of his sick ass for not introducing me to this stuff some time ago. I know she is thinking this all the time she has old fat boy at bay. Anyway, the Corpsman makes his way out of the tent and wakes me up. He begins to tell me that Candy is holding a bunch of Marines hostage in the mess hall. I jump up and run over there. Push back the tent flap and what do I see? My now fat old Scout Dog having fun with the big fat cook. He's petting my K-9 killer. "Candy come heal," I call out. It's the eyes again. She is looking at me saying war is hell but pancakes and the fat man has to be heaven on earth. Candy got a standing round of applause from the guys as we were leaving......She just had to turn and give them one last vicious bark and growl. Yeah....you bad girl, you bad..............

In Sand Bags We Trust Cause God's on R&R

JR



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