Well, it ended up not being Buddha Mountain but rather it was something like a carnival. We walked around looking at this and that. We finally came to a place where there were all types of Buddha's. There were sitting Buddha's, reclining Buddha's etc. And, they were made out of all types of different materials. Some were made of Teak wood; some Jade (I think it was) and many other materials that I could not identify. Lin Nah laid some money down and lit a stick of incense. As we proceeded around the grounds, we came to a place where there were these long, slender wooden rods that made me think of a Shepherd's hook. People would pay to use these rods, to try and knock or touch something that was attached to a suspended wire, quite some distance off the ground. Lin Nah paid her money and won (I guess you would call it) a pack of watermelon seeds, which she immediately started to eat. We continue slowly around this place, taking in all the sites and activities. I did not participate in any of the activities; I was merely an observer and companion to Lin Nah. We stopped at one of the many places that sold prepared food. Lin Nah has me to sit down at a table, she asks me what I want. I tell her that I want another Singha beer. She comes back with the beer and a platter of what appears to be chicken. She offers some to me and I reluctantly accept. Whatever it was it not only looked foul but it tasted foul. I have to say that, that was the most putrid stuff I had ever tasted. It was indeed, rank. I guess you might call it, the foulest of fowl. I commenced to chug-a-lug my Singha to try and get that foul taste out of my mouth. As soon as I finished downing that Singha, Lin Nah got me another one. By the way, Lin Nah was paying for everything. Why? I am not really sure. Maybe it was just because she liked me or maybe it was because I was her guest. And, maybe it was a combination of both. I guess I will never really know. We sat there maybe 20 to 30 minutes, as Lin Nah consumed that foul bird. There were some other girls there that she knew and they were chit chatting back and forth. And, here I sat not able to understand much of anything of what they said. Since, I knew very little of their language. Lin Nah could speak a bit of broken English and understand enough so that we could talk a little bit back and forth but very little. We finally get up from the table and start walking around again. We come to this stage, where people are arranged in a circle. Music is playing and the people in the circle are dancing individually as they sort of walk around the entire stage. Then the music would stop and the people would stop. I don't know if it was some sort of dance contest or what. But, it sort of reminded me of musical chairs. Lin Nah paid some money, got up on the stage and joined the circle. The music started and the people started dancing and proceeding around the circle. It was not wild gyration dancing but sort of a walk type dance, if that makes any sense. Lin Nah seemed to be having a great time, so I guess that was all that mattered. But, I really did not understand what was going on. Lin Nah leaves the stage and comes down and stands next to me. She still wants to observe what is taking place on the stage. We stand there for quite some time watching all the people dancing. Lin Nah pokes me and points to a girl on the stage and asks, "You like?" I looked closely for a moment and replied, "She's sway moch (spelling)." Which meant, she is very pretty. Lin Nah breaks out in laughter. I am wondering, "What in the world was so funny about my saying that a girl was very pretty?" Lin Nah finally regains here composure and explains as best she could and as best I could understand that, the girl that I think is so pretty is in fact a homosexual, a kahtoy (spelling), a puchi (spelling), a boy in other words and not a puying (spelling), girl. It was a rude awakening for me. I could hardly believe that the person I was observing on that stage was a man instead of a woman. It was quite a shock. We continued our journey around the grounds. I thought we had seen and/or been to just about everything and maybe we had. But, it may be that Lin Nah just wanted to see everything again. We stop at another place that served food (I could not get over how much this girl could eat. It seemed that eating was a non-stop affair with her). She had me to sit down at a table again while she placed her order. She brought me another Singha. We sat there and tried to chat a bit while we waited on her order to be filled. In a few minutes she goes to the stand to get her food. As she departed, I put my elbow on the table and propped my head with my hand and shut my eyes. I was absolutely worn out. It was somewhere around 3 AM and I had been up for almost 24 hours and I think my lack of sleep and to many Singha's was taking its toll on me. It was definitely time to crash. I felt her sit down beside me but I never opened my eyes or removed my head from my hand. I just wanted to rest for a bit. I could hear her talking to some her friends who had joined us at the table. After a time, I feel something poking at my mouth. And, Lin Nah is speaking to me saying; "Eat". She keeps poking this spoon at my mouth. I finally open my mouth and something that seems round, sort of rolls on in. It felt warm and it was large enough to take up a good bit of space in my mouth. I let it sit there for a few moments and then I sort of roll it around in mouth trying to figure out what it was. I had never opened my eyes and had no idea in the world what this could possibly be. Finally I decide to give it a bit of a bite test. I got it set between my teeth and gently applied pressure and then let up. It sort of sprang back on me. I tried it again and the same thing happened. I knew it was not any type of meatball made from ground meat. The surface of the ball was too smooth to have been made from ground meat. From my bite test, I had determined that it was relatively tough and rubbery. I had no earthly idea of what it could possibly be. I went ahead and chomped down on it and chewed it up and swallowed. It was not to bad but I certainly could live without it. I finally opened my eyes and beheld a bowl of a thin brown broth with tiny green onions floating on the surface and of course these balls of meat. A few minutes later I found out that I had just had my first taste of "Monkey Ball Soup." |